what happened to you? - 1/25/26
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kalvingjwhat happened to you?
by Kalvin Johnson
January 25, 2026
1/25/26 2:20am Zushi, Japan
I think we've all thought of what will happen to us in the future. In school, they are always asking, "What do you wanna be?" Some cliche shit like that. Everyone usually said shit like being a cop, a firefighter, and other things. But for me, I've never had an answer for that.
I would just say the most bullshit answer because I couldn't even think of one. But that was years ago, and I have a better idea of what I'll do as time goes on.
RIGHT after I graduate, I will take a gap year, get a job, and make some money to pay for college and to buy anything I want to. I plan to buy a powerful computer. During the gap year, I also want to go out with my friends a shit ton because, as you may know, we are all military kids, meaning that we will move away every three years or so. I want to get blackout drunk and high.
After the gap year, I plan to start going to the University of Maryland Global Campus. I'm probably gonna be doing that for like 2-4 years, while trying to keep my job. And yes, I plan to cheat on everything because who honestly gives a fuck?
After college, I will enlist in the military, specifically the U.S. Navy. I wanna join because I'm not really good at anything, and it's free to enlist, so fuck it. I want to get into Public Relations and eventually become a journalist for the U.S. Navy. I would take pictures of what's going on the ships, give comms about ships, write stories, and spread the Navy's message to everyone.
I will do this because I'm stupid and don't know engines, so I will be a journalist. I really like journalism because it's all you, everything you say or do to get the word out is ALL you.
So that's it, I will probably forget I EVER wrote this, but by the slim chance I do read this again in a couple years....
Kalvin, ur a dumbass. You flunked out of school and got arrested for 6 DUIs, truly a disappointment. I'm 18 as of writing this 1/25/26.
So that's pretty much it, that's what's gonna happen to me.
kj
by Kalvin Johnson
January 25, 2026
1/25/26 2:20am Zushi, Japan
I think we've all thought of what will happen to us in the future. In school, they are always asking, "What do you wanna be?" Some cliche shit like that. Everyone usually said shit like being a cop, a firefighter, and other things. But for me, I've never had an answer for that.
I would just say the most bullshit answer because I couldn't even think of one. But that was years ago, and I have a better idea of what I'll do as time goes on.
RIGHT after I graduate, I will take a gap year, get a job, and make some money to pay for college and to buy anything I want to. I plan to buy a powerful computer. During the gap year, I also want to go out with my friends a shit ton because, as you may know, we are all military kids, meaning that we will move away every three years or so. I want to get blackout drunk and high.
After the gap year, I plan to start going to the University of Maryland Global Campus. I'm probably gonna be doing that for like 2-4 years, while trying to keep my job. And yes, I plan to cheat on everything because who honestly gives a fuck?
After college, I will enlist in the military, specifically the U.S. Navy. I wanna join because I'm not really good at anything, and it's free to enlist, so fuck it. I want to get into Public Relations and eventually become a journalist for the U.S. Navy. I would take pictures of what's going on the ships, give comms about ships, write stories, and spread the Navy's message to everyone.
I will do this because I'm stupid and don't know engines, so I will be a journalist. I really like journalism because it's all you, everything you say or do to get the word out is ALL you.
So that's it, I will probably forget I EVER wrote this, but by the slim chance I do read this again in a couple years....
Kalvin, ur a dumbass. You flunked out of school and got arrested for 6 DUIs, truly a disappointment. I'm 18 as of writing this 1/25/26.
So that's pretty much it, that's what's gonna happen to me.
kj
